Merry Christmas 2017

Merry Christmas all! This year marks the first time I've worked in a Major Chain Store. Meaning I've been bombarded with Christmas music since Thanksgiving. Haven't minded it as much as I'd thought I might--been too busy to notice really. However it did bring a bit of melancholy, as my store often played Burl Ives' …

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Dachshunds: Nature’s Perfect Dinosaur Killers

A little story before we begin. I seem to recall the debate between warm blooded and cold blooded dinosaurs beginning when I was a kid.  I was seriously in the cold blooded camp because dinosaurs were cold blooded. What do you expect from a kid?  Good reasoning? Anyways, that all ended for me in the …

Strange Dialogue VI: A New Hope Force Awakens the Phantom Menace.

“What's this?” “What's what?” “That.” “Oh. That. A dead body.” “A dead body.” “Right. Thought it be obvious.” “What's it doing in my living room?” “Decomposing, I should--” “Why is there a dead body in my living room? And why are you here, come to that?” “Ah. Well. Reasons. And... ah... reasons.” “Which are?” “Yes. …