Wait, I Have a Blog?

Hi! My name is Cullen M. M. Waters! You might remember me as the sole author of Welltun Cares Reviews and this very blog! Yeesh. Started the year blogging every day. Now towards the end of it and I skip entire months. Anyways. Here's what's happening. Wal-mart. Wal-mart is happening. For the first few weeks …



Once there was a mother who wanted to pull a harmless prank on her husband.  She would teach her very young and innocent son to respond to two questions.  To "how old is Mommy?" the hapless pawn would say "Nineteen!"  while to "How old is Daddy?" he would say "Forty four!" The second part was …

Goblinstomper! and the Curse of Knowing Better

Don't let the radio silence fool you.  I'm still plugging away at Goblinstomper!, working towards that silly goal of having Act One, Phase One done sometime in July.  Today I put the finishing touches on the cut scene that replaces the Deleted Scene.  It's got everything, from more characterization than before to giving (mild) control to the Player over our Heroes's fates.  Really pleased with it, and more than ready to move on to the next task.

There is, though, a small story connected to this.  One that I'll relate to you now.

With everything in this game, I'm the chief Playtester.  I need to know what works and what doesn't so that I can fix it, or, failing that, replace it with something less broken.  This is crucial with the cut scenes, as there are so many moving parts.  It's easy to mess up.[…]