The Hell..!? (XXXIV) – WHEN WILL THE SEXUALIZATION OF OUR MONSTERS STOP!!!!!

Two years since I’ve done one of these.  Two.  Years.  Hard to believe that I could go so long without saying “The Hell…!?” at something.

God that was a nice period.

Anyways, going on the list of monsters who never needed a sexy version of (which, let me remind you of a couple three) we now have Shelob.

The giant spider from Lord of the Rings.

As a demonic femme fatale.

The mouth sort of just hangs open, now doesn’t it?

Pretty work, I think, but really?  Shelob?

The Hell…!?

(For the record, there is a Horror Bishōjo Statue being made of Ash Williams, the hero of the Evil Dead Series:

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO BRUCE CAMPBELL

We are inching our way to Michael Myers and Leatherface people!  Inching!

I keep having nightmares about this being done to Godzilla.  It’s just… I’m jus afraid to surf the web any more.  Really.

(No, not really.)

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