70

No foolin’, today my mother turns seventy.  She is officially an old coot.  We’re buying her a cane and a rocking chair for the porch so she can sit out there and yell at the kids.

I can say all this safely because no one reads my blog and she will never, ever know.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The perfect crime!

(Actually, I might well point this out to her.  Not like she’ll come read it, but it’s the thought that counts…)

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