With any luck we’ll have the absolutely thrilling conclusion of our multipart tale tomorrow (or the next day, as there is another post I wouldn’t mind making before I forget.) However, there has been a MAJOR EVENT in my family: Namely Dread Cousin Emily has given birth to a little girl named Elise.
Yes. Given birth, and not hatched or spawned or any other sort of rudeness. I’m being very good. For a change.
Anyways, the little lady in question:
Now that this is over I can start pretending I haven’t been saying “Wait, Emily’s pregnant?” for months and go back to feeling very, very fecking old.