In lieu of anything else to discuss, let’s talk about this.
H. P. Lovecraft happens to have a horrible, horrible track record when it comes to movie adaptations. Simply horrible. For every good film there’s at least a dozen really, really bad one.
Which leads us to today’s victim. Subject. Whatever.
During one of my many many many many trawls through the internet I discovered (courtesy of IO9) a new film based upon the man’s work being released this week. It’s called H. P. Lovecraft’s The Dark Sleep, and already we have problems as there is no such story by that title. That, of course, is a petty point, but telling about the production right off the bat nonetheless. It says they’re trading off the writer’s name more than his works. It suggests a certain lack of fidelity to the source, whatever the source should be.
Now the IO9 article suggested that Dark Sleep is based on Dreams in the Witch House. Note that the original title is distinctive, standing apart from the pack. The story it’s attached to is also distinctive; it ranks in my book as one of Lovecraft’s better efforts (a judgement Old Providence would not agree with.) That means that a movie based on the source might be worth looking into, if not actually watched.
The link provided in the source article takes one to the Amazon.com page for the film, where we find the cover for the movie:
The first thought running through my bean is the most obvious: What the hell is a chick doing in a Lovecraft movie? The man didn’t have female characters in his stories. The human race might as well have been straight up sexless old men as far as he seemed to be concerned.
But this isn’t quite the truth. Lovecraft did indeed dabble with the fair sex in his prose. Mostly in his collaborations with other writers (see The Curse of Yig, in which the main protagonist is a woman), but sometimes in his solo works.
Which Dreams in the Witch House is a prime example of. The antagonist therein is one Keziah Mason, a witch preying upon the modern day infants. Thus the woman pictured could be Mason. She doesn’t look like how Mason gets described, but hey! Dramatic license.
Back to the IO9 article. Something is said about the movie having stop motion animation. I like stop motion animation about as much as Lovecraft. Out of curiosity (and still suspecting a train wreck in progress), I head over to YouTube to see if there’s a trailer.
You know what? There is!
The purist in me really wants to scream. It really, really does. Because this? This looks like a wretched adaptation. The lead actress looks seriously bored, especially in the scene where it looks like she’s traveling through space towards some unknown planet. More, the F/X are terrible. I’m pretty certain I saw better work early on the Play Station One.
However, there seems to me to be some love involved with those terrible F/X. Some effort to present the odd places Lovecraft described. I really wish they had bigger budget.
Dunno dunno dunno. It might be worth a gander, were it to turn up on Netflix. If only to see how long I could stand watching the silly thing before turning it off.
But as a buy? Only in a dark and tortured sleep, my friends.