I just found out that Godzilla v. Megalon came out on DVD last month. In English and Japanese.
This is the worst Godzilla movie ever made. Worse than the (first) American Godzilla. Worse than Godzilla v. the Smog Monster (is too! Shut up!) It’s even worse than Godzilla’s Revenge, which isn’t a really real movie at all but a collection of clips from better Godzilla movies tainted by the presence of a monster makes the Giant Claw look like CGI.
I’ve seen it once. I don’t really need to ever see it again.
Yet I must own this disc. Yea verily, I must watch this movie again.
I don’t have to. I don’t want to.
Yet I must.
Oh uncaring internet! I do not – yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do “must” and “do not” meet? Yet I must – but I do not want!