And to think it only took Batman five hours to figure this out.
Meanwhile, even after being bitten twice and having the facts of the matter explained in no more than two-syllable words by six superheroes (including Batman), Green Arrow still use a cobra to hang his tights out to dry.
The Batman panel comes from the Little Big Book Batman: The Cheetah Caper by way of Io9 and Bully from Comic Oughta Be Fun. As it’s an old book and this is the “interwebs”, no doubt some other site has done the Batjokes before in a more humorous manner.
The Green Arrow jokes, however, are clearly mine. They are utterly hilarious and if you don’t agree then I don’t know what to do with you.