This needs a wee bit of set up.
Saturday, I was taking Brother Todd home from work. At the time a blizzard was giving our favorite city the cold shoulder. Todd was hoping to capture a white out moment on video but had no luck doing so.
We’re here on the home stretch when I notice one of God’s little loves near the edge of the road. I called out, “Look out, rabbit!” as, of course, all animals understand the human tongue. In this case, though, the wee one made a wise decision and left the open areas to the hrududu.
What follows is an unscripted almost half minute monologue from Brother Todd, to illustrate what I have to deal with daily. I provide the disbelieving “Indeed”, thus shocking the world, which previously thought all I could do was car noises.