This is no doubt grotesquely inaccurate. I used a neon sign as a model, with my limited memory of fish anatomy helping with the rest. I like how it turned out (it wouldn’t be up here if I didn’t think it had some merit), but, again, it should be better. I need to be better.
You know me. Carp carp car… wait, does that count as a fish pun on anyone else’s scales? Just tuna me out if it does.
What matters here, if anything at all does matter here, is that I set out to do a piece and it came out like I intended. That’s always to the good.
(This one’ll be a shy of 200 words. Couldn’t net any more if I tried. I know, you were waiting with baited breath for more. It can’t be kelped. I’d flounder about for more to say if I thought I cod trout out a school of more words. But I tried, chum, I tried.)