Not that the subject in the title ever comes up, of course. I needed a title and that one struck me as funny. I’m not quite sure any of you quite realize you are in the hands of a MAD MAN who’s very WHIM is LAW!
But in case it comes up, I do have proof. Right here in fact.
From that future Internet Hall of Fame winning essay, Further Thoughts On Slasher Movies (even the title’s a winner!) comes the following comment:
Can I just say what a relief to find someone who actually knows what theyre talking about on the internet. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it important. More people need to read this and understand this side of the story. I cant believe youre not more popular because you definitely have the gift.
There. You see? I have the gift. I should be more popular.
I know what youre thinking. I clearly wrote this myself, what with the copious grammatical errors. However, this is not the case. It is from an actual reader who goes by the name of… let me go back and check… ah, it’s from a cat named bad credit loan.
Wait a second.
That doesn’t sound right.
From a loan company web site.
But it IS in the spam section…
CURSE YOU, ONKNEE!
Yep, that’s right. All of this futile attempt at humor was just a dodge to introduce my new Onknee Spambot graphic. Not sure I’m keeping it. Looks too much like H.E.R.B.I.E for my tastes. Hate to move from one copy written character to another.
Fun Fact: H.E.R.B.I.E was designed by Jack Kirby himself for the Fantastic Four cartoon. How crazy is that?