Here we are, another Saint Patrick’s Day. Drink and be merry. And, if you had a bit too much already and are in the USA, you can send me all the nasty green paper you have in your wallet/purse. Doesn’t matter the number, though the more zeroes the better. Just put them in an envelop with my address as the return address. The US post office will kindly take care of the rest. Don’t worry. You won’t need the proper postage for this.
That address is:
C. M. M. Waters
435 Are You Out Of Your Mind Avenue
No Way In Hell I’m Putting My Address On the Web, QX 223322334009