Generic Post #967

Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Attempted at witty remark.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.

Restate witty remark in case reader missed it.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Mark an observation that was profound twenty years ago.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.

Whine.  Complain.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Promise Beast/Godzilla essay.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Mention Power Girl and derail whole post talking about her.

Gee, Power Girl is swell.  I wish I had more Power Girl Comics.  Or, at least, more good Power Girl Comics.  One where she’s brave, funny, and beautiful.  Not that she isn’t already, of course.  Sigh, Power Girl.  Why can’t you be real and interested in me?

Wait, where was I?  Oh yes.  Carp.

Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Slander Cousin Emily (not that that’s really possible).

Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Mention Brothers Eric and Todd for no reall good reason.  Carp.  Carp carp carp.  Whine.  Complain.  Misspell something.

Notice PC has a funny smell coming out from it.  And smoke.  Maybe pouring Coke into it wasn’t such a good id-


Anything to get to 1000 post, eh, guys?  Well, that and I find the above hilarious for some reason that probably will never be known.  Will I still laugh at this a year from now?  Five years?  Or will I be like the rest of you, and wonder what the hell was I thinking?

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