No If, Hands, or Butts About It (II) – How to Take Constructive Criticism

“So, how’s this?”

“Well, Cullen, I guess it’s okay.  Looks a little… the hell.”

“What?”

“How could you not notice?”

“What?”

“That hand’s backwards.  How can you not see it?”

“AAAA!! NOT AGAIN!!  DAMN YOU!!  DAMN YOU!!!  WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP SEEING THAT!!!!  WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME!?!! YOU’RE THE WEREWOLF!!! YOU’RE THE MONSTER DOG!! BE WRONG ONCE, DAMN YOU!!!!  DAMN YOU!!!   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”

“Are you finished?”

“Not yet.  AAAAAAAA!!  AAAAAAAA!!  AAAAAAAA!!   AAAAAAAA!!  AAAAAAAA!!   AAAAAAAA!!    Hurh!  hurh! AAAAAAAA!!  AAAAAAAA!!  There, now I’m done.”

“You sure?”

“Fairly sure, yeah.”

“Now if you’re going to…”

AAAAAAAA!!

“Excuse me?”

“Sorry, Todd. Don’t know where that came from.”

“Right. Anyway. If you’re going to throw a hissy fit every time I point out a flaw, I’m going to quit helping you out.”

“Sorry.”

“Don’t be sorry. Just don’t do that any more.”

“Okay, okay, o… Hey, Todd that’s a good dragon you’ve got going there.”

“I know.”

There’s only one problem with it.”

“I see what you’re trying to do here. You’re trying to get your own back. Ha ha, very funny.”

“You got me. I didn’t realize you were intentionally making it look like the dragon was humping the house.”

Whu?”

“Yeah, there. It even looks like you gave it genit…”

“AAAA!! NOT AGAIN!!  DAMN YOU!!  DAMN YOU!!!  WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP SEEING THAT!!!!  WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME!?!!”

And so it goes.

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