I was reviewing one of my Power Girl posts yesterday. I can’t for the life of me tell you why. No doubt looking for grammar errors. They’ve been plaguing me of late.
Brother Todd walked up behind me and asked, “Is there any more to her than her big breasts?”
His whole tone put me on the defensive. “Well, she’s Superman’s cousin.”
Not impressed, he asked, “And?”
I’m ashamed to admit that I floundered. “She has some interesting characteristics.”
“Yeah,” he said. “Two of them.”
And, like Godzilla leaving behind a ruined Tokyo, Todd walked away.
Several hours later, I came up with the best response I could. “Oh yeah? Well at least I didn’t order Shark Attack 3: Megladon!”
Of course, considering my own movie collection includes The Magic Serpent (among a long, sad list of others), it’s probably a case of pot calling kettle.
It’s not like my tastes are so much better.
Worse, he might not let me watch Shark Attack 3...
Luckily, I’ve already watched Shark Attack 3 and wrote down everything that happens!
Breasts a side, being Supes cousin, she does pack a pretty mean wollop! Ahe’s also a key member of the Justice Society.
Nuff Said!
Had I been a better fan…